Paintball, anyone?

Courtesy of the mad geniuses at Deadspin:

 

Once again, the comments are priceless.

For those of you who've never paintballed, I can vouch for the pain, overpowered guns or not. I used to layer up with a baseball cap, turtleneck, denim jacket, long underwear, jeans, and gloves. It might have been cold outside, but I was mainly wearing those layers for protection.

You don't want a paintball hitting bare skin, especially not when it's 45 degrees outside.

Welts, I say. Welts.