Spring Training Recap

As some of you already know, I spent St. Patrick's Day weekend in Phoenix, catching up with a couple of friends over baseball, beer and food. And we might have hit a strip club or five. Since this was the two-year anniversary of my bachelor party, it definitely seems like this is turning into a biennial event.

In any case, I had a nice post started but my damn browser crashed, and I don't feel like retyping everything so I'll just write down a list. You can use your imagination to fill in the blanks. So for your reading enjoyment, some highlights from The Second Biennial Greater Phoenix Open:

• Rustler's Rooste (steak and fried snake)

• Texas Rangers / Seattle Mariners at Peoria Sports Complex

• Sonny's

• U-turns

• "Next time, you're getting a GPS."

• Five & Diner

• Seamus McCaffrey's, St. Patrick's Day

• Mill Avenue, Tempe

• Sadly enough, no Hooters this time.

• Orange County LAnaheim Angels of Disneyland, California / Oakland A's at Phoenix Municipal Stadium

• Really Cute Waitresses™ and "Hey, Jimmy!"

• Skin Cabaret

• Asia de Cuba at Mondrian Scottsdale

• Diamond Jack's (formerly Cheerleaders) - only one hour this time

• Guinness

• 2-for-1 beers

• "Fuck, it's hot out here!" = Record-breaking heat. In Phoenix.

• Sno-cones

• "Cheesecake Factory is the second-best restaurant in Phoenix?!?"

Can't wait 'til 2009.